either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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