Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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