i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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