Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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