Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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