He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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