The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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