Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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