their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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