She's JV to your varsity
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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