He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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