What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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