Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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