are you still at the devil's house?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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