Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It's shark week go big or go home
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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