i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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