Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm jealous of your bromance
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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