maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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