We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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