Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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