He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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