That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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