waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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