I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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