He told me they were just razor bumps!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you never un-have a 4some
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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