Got a toothbrush?
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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