If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
and she was petting her beer can
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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