so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Randomize
