I wish I could punch you in the face.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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