I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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