Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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