I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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