so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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