:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
