hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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