You're completely useless in the revolution.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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