I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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