can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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