i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
ugly people sure do ruin things
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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