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wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
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Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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