Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
This is my gift to your gina
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize