Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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