ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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