I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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