I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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