Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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