When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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