And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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