So drunk its hurt
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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