just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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