I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
