I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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