why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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