Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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