I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The air was thick with penises
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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