i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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